*** Magical Thinking
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have
them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good
intentions.”
“I hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live.”
*** Possible Side Effects
“Although my parents never attended church or mentioned Jesus except
when they screamed at each other—and then they used his full name,
'Jesus Fucking Christ”
“and she's a nurse. do you know how hard nursing school is? it's like medical school. so she's obviously smart.”
*** I'm Sorry You Feel That Way: The Astonishing but True Story of
a Daughter, Sister, Slut, Wife, Mother, andFriend to Man and Dog
“No one would ever know it to look at me that as soon as I'm alone I am busy busy busy in the head.”
*** When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
“It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.”
Oh I do love your quirky dark side.
ReplyDeleteThat first quote is fucking brilliant. <---i just cussed on your blog. Let's get crazy.
Oh watch out world, f bombs being dropped!
DeleteNow I need to go connect it with your blog-o-ramama.
I love ALL of these quotes and I want to read these books so bad now. I love Augusten Burroughs. I read his newest book, How To and it was so inspiring and really made me think differently about things.
ReplyDeleteI now have a new list of books to read thanks to you!
You are more than welcome to barrow any that I have at home!
Deleteinteresting!!
ReplyDeleteindeed :)
DeleteGreat quotes!
ReplyDeletehehe I love it when people get my humor :)
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