*** Magical Thinking
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have
them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good
intentions.”
“I hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live.”
*** Possible Side Effects
“Although my parents never attended church or mentioned Jesus except
when they screamed at each other—and then they used his full name,
'Jesus Fucking Christ”
“and she's a nurse. do you know how hard nursing school is? it's like medical school. so she's obviously smart.”
*** I'm Sorry You Feel That Way: The Astonishing but True Story of
a Daughter, Sister, Slut, Wife, Mother, andFriend to Man and Dog
“No one would ever know it to look at me that as soon as I'm alone I am busy busy busy in the head.”
“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
“It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.”








