We are probably the only generation ready for a
Zombie Apocalypse. What will the zombies be like?
But wait, there is a NEW EPIDEMIC going around.
One that I do not think we are ready for. It must be contagious. Perhaps airborne toxins caused by car pollutants?
The origin of this unknown phenomenon has yet to be established.
BEWARE. Vehicles everywhere are sprouting antlers and red noses.
I am convinced they eat the human occupants.
This is a warning to all, do not park by infected cars, do not drive an infected car, and do not accept rides from friends driving an infected car.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!