Monday, December 19, 2011

Holiday Apocalypse


We are probably the only generation ready for a 
Zombie Apocalypse. What will the zombies be like?

But wait, there is a NEW EPIDEMIC going around. 
One that I do not think we are ready for. It must be contagious. Perhaps airborne toxins caused by  car pollutants?  
The origin of this unknown phenomenon has yet to be established.
BEWARE. Vehicles everywhere are sprouting antlers and red noses. 
I am convinced they eat the human occupants. 
This is a warning to all, do not park by infected cars, do not drive an infected car, and do not accept rides from friends driving an infected car. 


Be observant, be alert, ride a bike, run-don't walk, show no mercy. Do this and you may survive the rest of the holiday season and the roving reindeer epidemic.


  1. There too? I thought maybe it was a Virginia Beach thing. They are EVERYWHERE!

  2. Oh and like zombies they seem to fall apart a lot. I have seen lots of antlers and noses laying in the road.

  3. Ha! I was actually thinking about doing that to my car! I might be thinking otherwise now!


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  5. Haha, this is too funny! I would be way too embarrassed to drive a car decked out like a reindeer, love your commentary!


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  6. Everytime I see these cars parked I wonder if I can get away with yanking off the antlers or nose! I know....such a scrooge! Happy Wednesday :D


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