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Little Miss Pissy Pants

BS Things That Piss Me Off.

•  Chocolate Chip ice cream makers cheaping out and filling the center with vanilla only.
• Cheap-o Wall-Mart coffee pot not working properly & leaving me with coffee grounds in my cup.
• Crappy letters on Words With Friends.
• People who have to bitch about the same thing 50 million times. Hello, the horse is dead.
• Ordering pizza. Dollface not liking what we order. I tell her to pick off what she doesn't like. She. Does. This. ------->
• Not taking enough reusable grocery bags with me to the store. Then the idiot bagger thinks is a grand idea to start placing one item per plastic bag. Because CLEARLY I bring the reusables just for fun and I don't actually give a shit about reducing the amount of plastic bags I use. IDIOT.
• Demanding deployment preparation schedules. 
• Not being able to locate my large suitcase one week before flying to St. Louis.
• Laptop batteries that aren't worth a shit. 6 minutes. That's all I get when I disconnect it.
• People who makes these lists. Whoops. 
• My daughter now thinking its ok to take my phone and run off to watch the I Think I'm a Bunny YouTube video over and over and over again. And of course, forgetting where she sits my phone down before something shiny catches her eye. This one I blame SGT completely for. 

• Bar soap in public restrooms. WHO DOES THAT?! OMG GROSS! "Don't touch anything! - here, I'll use my super human mom powers to open the door for us. Keep your hands in the air. I repeat: DO NOT TOUCH A THING!!"